TBHH9 Tactical Reprieve: Have sex with your iPad thanks to the new sex toy no-one asked for

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Have sex with your iPad thanks to the new sex toy no-one asked for

By Christopher Hooton | The Independent

flesh-light-launch-padMany of us have become inseparable from our smartphones and tablets, but if you’re looking to take the relationship to the next step and actually ‘f*ck your iPad’, sex toy brand Fleshlight has now made this possible for some reason.

The company this week launches Fleshlight Launchpad, which allows users of their flashlight-shaped, vagina-like toy to plug it into the back of an iPad in order to ‘fully immerse themselves’ in whatever they’re watching.

The gadget “enables the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype,” makers Interactive Life Forms claim, with its trailer showing a man making use of one while video-chatting with his girlfriend.

Any partner’s first reaction to this would surely be ‘why the hell are you f*cking your iPad?’ though, so the attachment is presumably aimed at men without a significant other. (read more)


6 Comments on “TBHH9 Tactical Reprieve: Have sex with your iPad thanks to the new sex toy no-one asked for”

  1. Just when you think, nothing else can get more depraved than it already is, some twisted ,perverted ,greedy , demonicaly led company makes a device as this..and they will make millions!! Bc there is no fear of God!!! This is past disgusting…outrageous. What will they think of next making it look like young girls? Oh my goodness??? I am in total and utter shock…we are living in the last days people!!!!

  2. All i can say is…..God is coming quickly….smh…This is disgusting….I could not continue to watch this sick stuff…..its sad that the world continues to welcome this sick mess…Loving every bit of the flesh and embracing the sin of this world. Then they wonder why God allows certain things to happen in order for us to wake up.

    What will they think of next? Matter of fact, i dont even want to know. We have to stay prayed up.

  3. I’m not shocked at the evil that is going on and increasing by leaps and bounds across the whole world. Jesus told us that these things will come to pass. Nothing or no one will stop the Word of God from being fulfilled, and, it’s truly exciting to see this all come to pass right before our very eyes. God is the only one who knew the end from the beginning.

    “And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, INVENTORS OF EVIL THINGS, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenant breakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.” – Romans 1:28-30

    Keep blowing the trumpet and sounding the alarm Ex Ministries.

  4. Society has lost its mind and we are living in a time where there is no fear for God. This is perverse and is proving that time is very short before the Lord comes for his churcH.

    Just think of the Children born in this generation who can potentially be exposed to this wickedness, it’s beyond my comprehension!!

    sydney – Australia

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